Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button, or try again later when you've had a think about what you really want.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, you really do need a life.
- To check your connection settings, unzip the Toggle Pocket, unscrew the toggle valve, and shout "inflate you stupid bastard"
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows
can examine your life and automatically discover whether or not you need a new one.
If you would like Windows to check your life for you,
click Yes, I need a new life
Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click God, I'm In Trouble Now if you understand what that means.
If you are trying to obtain a secure life, make sure you're ready to be supported by Her Majesty. Click the Tools menu, and then click Rob A Bank. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for Guards, Dogs, CCTV, and Silent Alarms.
- Click the Back button to try another life.
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