Your life cannot be downloaded

The life you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

Please try the following:

  • Click the refresh.bmp (82 bytes) Refresh button, or try again later when you've had a think about what you really want.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, you really do need a life.
  • To check your connection settings, unzip the Toggle Pocket, unscrew the toggle valve, and shout "inflate you stupid bastard"
  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your life and automatically discover whether or not you need a new one.
    If you would like Windows to check your life for you,
    click Detect Settings Yes, I need a new life
  • Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click God, I'm In Trouble Now if you understand what that means.
  • If you are trying to obtain a secure life, make sure you're ready to be supported by Her Majesty. Click the Tools menu, and then click Rob A Bank. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for Guards, Dogs, CCTV, and Silent Alarms.
  • Click the Back button to try another life.


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